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A: It was all right. I'm always nervous walking into Zuppa. It's as if there's a force field on the door. 

Q: How so?

A: I don't know. The wedding soup tastes better when you believe. We'll leave it at that.

Q: I'm a pasta with chicken person myself. ... Anyway, what are your feelings on the Web? 

A: Eh, the Internet is way rad. 

Q: Any favorite web sites? Besides arlingtonian.com, of course. Ha. 

A: Sorry. I get my news from the Onion.

Q: This is awkward. Right, so what are you doing for Valentine's Day? 

A: Uh, it's Dec. 14. I'll have a list of bachelors and bachelorettes by then, I'm sure. The question is, what are you doing?

Q: Still awkward, Mike. 

A: Sorry.

Q: What else is new? 

A: I came up with this theory about Mountain Dew and camo pants and bad music. Give me a centerfold and I promise this Ôzine will fly off the shelves ... er, shelf. Who knows.

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