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Q&A with sophomore Quinn Allen Quinn, what is your favorite thing about sophomore year?Nothing; sophomore year is just a waste of timeÑyou don't play sports, you have no place at school, and you don't have anyone to date. You can't date? Explain. You can go after freshman girls, but that's only for guys who can't get girls in their own grade. And the juniors and seniors take our women. So you don't think guys should date younger girls? Younger girls only date up because they think they are too good for guys in their grade which is a crockÑthey just want popularity by dating an upperclassman. That's why you hate sophomore year? Yes. And you know what? What's that? I hate how girls say they mature faster than guys, because, my God, all the girls in my grade are like 32-year olds. Act your age, not your mom's. Quinn, I sense frustration ... tension. Very much so. So, uh, you excited for IBA? Yes I am. I'm the captain of the Magic. I think it's good that we get to play freestyle, but I don't like playing the teams who make up for a lack of talent by calling their own fouls. Not everyone is as good as you? Of course not--I'm an Allen. So what does being an Allen actually entail? We will dig for every inch if it means that we will not lose. We are bound to be superior in society. Speaking of superiority ... what do you want to be when you grow up? I want to play on the Ohio State football team with both of my brothers and win a national championship. Q&A respondants chosen at random |