This quarter, Arlingtonian released this cartoon on Schoology and asked: what should it be captioned? Here are the three winning lines.

Cartoon by Katie Zhao, ’19. Compiled by Sophie Yang, ’19.

First Place

“Stupodity.” —freshman Ceci Dapino

Second Place

“In Pod we trust.” —sophomore Addie Jay

Third Place

“High school is a joke.” —junior Conor Rollit

Watch for Arlingtonian’s final caption contest of this year on Schoology. Cartoon Caption Contest submissions are sent through’s contact page, which is also always open for letters to the editors.